GALLI GALLI SIM SIM

AE DOST ,TU BHI LIKHA KAR SHAYARI MERI TARAH,
TERA BHI NAAM HO JAAYEGA,
LOG PHEKENGE ANDE-TAMATAR,
TO SHAAM KI SABJI KA INTEZAAM HO JAAYEGA!

Baap ne bete se poocha ‘bata teri kaksha ke teacher ka naam kya hai’,
Beta bola ‘naam hai shashi kala,kambaqat badi mast maal hai’.
Baap ghurraya bola ‘Gurugano ke baare mein yoon nahin bolte’
Jawaab mila ‘aap bhi to apni computer teacher ko nahin chodte.

Tuje bhulane ke liye humne cigarette jala li…
hume kya pata tha ,kambakht dhue ne bhi teri tasveer bana li…