Love For Sale

I saw something in a catalog
Something I really
really
really
really
really
really
really wanted
So I saved up
And I scrapped up
And I bought it
It took some time in coming
Six to eight weeks
It finally came

And I took it out of the
Foam and box
"Love" it said and I tried it out
It broke
So I thought to return it
But the damn thing wouldn't
Fit back in the box