MBA VS Engineer

A MBA and an Engineer go on a camping trip, set up

their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, the

Engineer wakes his MBA friend.

“Look up at the sky and tell me what you see

The MBA replies, “I see millions of stars.”

The Engineer asks “What does that tell you?”

The MBA ponders for a minute:

“Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are

millions of galaxies and potentially billions of

planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter

past three.

Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all-powerful

and we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful

day tomorrow.

What does it tell you?” !
The Engineer friend is silent for a moment, and then

speaks.
“Practically…Someone has stolen our tent”.