Main Imaraan Haasmi Banana Chahata Hu

Paachavi Kaksha Ki Ek Class ME Maaster Ne Bachcho Se Puchha.....
Bataao Kya Banoge..Kese Karonge Apane Maa-Baap Ka Naam Uncha...
Kisi Ne IAS..Kisi Ne PCS..Kisi Ne Kaha Achha Aadami Banana Chahata Hu....
Tabhi Pichhe Ki Site Se Uthakar Ek Bachche Ne Kaha..
Sir Main Imaraan Haasmi Banana Chahata Hu.....

Ese Javab Ki Khwaab ME bhi Nahi Ki thi Kabhi Kalpana...
Par Teacher Ko Laga Shayad Ho Ye Ladake Ka Bachapana..
Samajaya Ki Beta Galati Ki He Tune Carrier Ko Chunane Me..
Ye To Bata Kya Problem He Tuje aur Kuchh Banane Me???

Ladaka Bola..Sir Job Me Bhi Abhi Kaha Itana Paisa He..
Aur Business Karana Muje Lagata He Bevakoofo Jesa He..
Neta Fas Jaate He Akshar Sting Operation Ke Janjaal Me...
Khel Me Zahar Bhar Diya Match Fixing Ki Babaal Ne...
Par Film Industry Me Profit Ki Line Hamesah Upar Chadhati He...
Badhiya Kaam Se Price-Value...To Bure Kaam Se Popularity Badhati He...
Aur Is Baat Ko To Khud Kai Film Samikshak Maane He...
MMS Clips Se Bhi Jyada Bikate IMRAAN Ke Film Ke Gaane He..

Me Bhi Ese Gaane Gaa Kar Apani Life Badalana Chahata Hu..
Isiliye To Sir Main Imaraan Haasmi Banana Chahata Hu.....

UuHu!!! Aaj Kal Ke Ladake Jaane Padhate He Kis Kitaab Se...
Teacher Ka bhi Sar Chakara Gaya Bachche Ke Is Javaab Se..
Teacher Ne Fir Bhi Puchha..Usme Esi Kya Baat He Samaai He....
Ye To Bata Abhishek Bachchan Banane Me Kya Buraai He???

Sirf Do Filmo Se Itana Naam Nahi Kamaaya Abhishek Ke Baap Ne...
Murder Kiya..Ladakiya Fir Bhi Kahati..Aashiq Banaya Aap Ne...
Mallika..Tanushree..Udita Nipati Pichhali Filmo Ki Sign Me...
Sunane Me Aaya He Ki Ab Selina..Hrishita Bhi He Line Me....
Me Bhu Esa Testy CHOCOLATE Ka Swaad Chakhana Chahata Hu...
Isiliye To Sir Main Imaraan Haasmi Banana Chahata Hu.....

Ab Maastar Ka Gussa Pahuch Gaya Saatave Aasmaan Pe...
Bole..Sivay Ladkiya Gumaane Ke Kya Kiya IMRAAN Ne??
Sir Ladakiyo Ko Pichhe Gumaana Koi Aasaan Kaam Nahi...
Varana Bade Powerful Logo Ka Hota He Anjaam Yahi....

Kya Nahi Jaanate Aap America Ke Purv Raastra-Pati Ho??
Kese Praapt Huaa..Monika Ke Chakkar Me..Viragati Ko..
Badal Gaya Captain Desh Ka...Sourabh-Nahma Ke Takkar Me...
Cricket Khelana Bhool Gaye Woh..Naye Khel Ke Chakkar Me...
Meri Itani Baato Ka Matalab Bilakul Shidha-Saaf He..
Kaabiliyet Me Bhi Imraan Haasmi.. Bill Clinton Ka Baap He..

Me Bhi Ek Demanded Aur Kaabil Aadami Banana Chaahata Hu...
Isiliye To Sir Main Imaraan Haasmi Banana Chahata Hu.....