Funny Shayari For IT

Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: "Your file not found"!

Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't like your face
Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space

Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon,tum nahi ho Ash,
Phir bhi tumhe dekh kar mera,system hota hai crash

Jo sadiyon se hota aaya hai...woh repeat kar doonga
Tu naa mili to tujhe....Shift delete kar doonga

Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain...aur lonely hain
Problem hai ki bus voh...read only hain

Shayad mere pyar ko taste...karna bhool gaye
Dil ko aisa cut kiya...ke paste karna bhool gaye

Woh samajhte hain dil tod diya to hum dead hain
Woh nahin jaante ki is dil main aur kitne thread hain

Tumhare samne hain itne sample ...kabhi hamein bhi pick karo
Hamare pyar ke icon pe....kabhi to click karo